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ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles. 

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kanye-kun:

e-r-w-i-n:

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spoilers

its bigger than his face

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nonkan:

You don’t know how badly I want an ereri body switching AU
Like it isn’t a one day thing. Maybe a few months or a whole year.
And they try figuring shit out by themselves, keeping it a secret from everyone. (The story would be them trying to pretend to be each other while privately trying to find a solution.) That’s where the relationship build up starts since they are forced to get to know each other.
You have no idea how many scenarios can play out man:

1. Students or Student/Teacher. Levi being socially awkward and surprisingly clumsy. While Eren is that laid back social butterfly (that can be shockingly mature when he wants). Before the switch, they could secretly envy each other but have no attraction whatsoever. There could also be a point when they really don’t get along (during the switch) and try making each other look stupid. 
When they make a truce, they hang out often (to find out how to switch bodies back). Leading to them pretend to be a couple to avoid explaining the real situation. They learn little things about each other. Levi having a god-awful sweet tooth—- (which Eren is very concerned about having diabetes when he gets his body back). While Eren has a very strange habit in collecting “cute” stuff. (“cute” in Eren’s eyes is actually really hideous or terrifying looking) Levi almost pissed himself when he walked into Eren’s closet full of that shit.

2. Adults (workplace) Can you imagine them trying to be professional at work and being really stupid outside of work??? Like Levi has a car and Eren walks. During the switch, Levi accidentally offended Eren, so Eren just gets really quiet, stares blankly at Levi, slowly rolls up the window, and drives off in Levi’s car. (making Levi have to run after it)
And before the switch, Jean would intentionally annoy Eren a lot. So during the switch, Levi could be that asshole that plays terrible pranks as payback. (Like cover every inch of his work space with sticky notes or change his desktop and icons to horses or leave coupons of questionable products at his desk.) btw they end up being cool friends at some point like come on.

3. Canon-verse??? It would be interesting to see Levi trying to control the titan ability. There could be so much build up man. Eren being stuck with loads of paperwork (and lack of sleep), Levi lacking authority/superiority among his own squad while holding the burden of being Humanity’s Hope (and is the damsel in distress because Eren seems to gets the short straw when it comes to shit like this) Levi silently enjoying being so fucking tall, Eren misjudging his weight and height while in 3DMG (and slamming into things) They’ve got so much to learn from each other.

The list goes on but you get my point.

BODY SWITCHING AUS COME ON.

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

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tonemonotone:

How to get followers: Just tag all your posts as nsfw. Every single one. They might not get 1000 notes but at least your friends milfloversanus and scoots-mcbuttholes will be there to support you from that point forward.

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zachrse:

Rare footage of Professor Xavier smacking Star-lord in the face with a keyboard.

zachrse:

Rare footage of Professor Xavier smacking Star-lord in the face with a keyboard.

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demdoodles:

college AU where Jean and Eren meet at orientation and immediately get on each other’s nerves
fast-forward to moving day where lo and behold, they end up being dorm neighbors
also embarrassed boyfriends

demdoodles:

college AU where Jean and Eren meet at orientation and immediately get on each other’s nerves

fast-forward to moving day where lo and behold, they end up being dorm neighbors

also embarrassed boyfriends

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▶ Why Marco Bodt should not have died

blue-eyed-hanji:

darth—fluffy:

Just to be clear, this isn’t Marco is alive/is a Titan Shifter post #2039546738- I’m sure he’s dead. This isn’t a “Marco should be alive so he can suck Jean’s D” post either- while I like the ship, it’s not my main reason.

This is me ranting about probably the single biggest wasted opportunity in Attack on Titan.

What’s Marco’s primary character motivation? Let’s take a look:

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Somewhere, Kenny Ackerman is laughing.

Marco was the only character to honestly believe in the goodness of the MPs and we all know what’s happening now. Talk about a broken pedestal.

If Marco had lived past Trost, he would have gotten one of the most soul-crushing character arcs of the series as his idealism crumbled around him. Especially after the events of chapter 58.

But, Isayama killed him because he couldn’t think of anything to do with his character, and that’s the part that really gets me, because it means he didn’t plan the “attack on government” arc out from the beginning and really is making things up as he goes along, or he didn’t see the obvious potential for Marco’s character development during said arc. Either way, it’s a pretty glaring error.

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▶ the difference between FMA and AoT

FMA: HOLY SHIT WE LEFT CHILDREN AT THE BATTLEFIELD
AoT: lol guys go bring some more
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